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NRI ordered chaiii at dhaba

An NRI was on visit to India & had ordered Chaai at a dhaba.
He was served tea by small boy holding the glass, having his index finger in the tea.
NRI:Tum log kab sudhroge ? Chaai is tarah nahi pakdte, ungli nahi dubate chaai me.
Boy:Saheb ungli me dard hai, Doctor ne sekne k liye kaha tha.
NRI:Madarchhod,
Apni Gaand me rakh ungli, waha sabse jayda senk milega.
Boy:Saheb abhi tak udhar hi thi, Aap ke order ke baad nikalni padi
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5 crore ki lottery

Ek Ladki ki 5 Crore ki lottery nikli.
Company ne socha achanak bataaya to ladki khushi se mar sakti hai.
Unhone pappu ko ye kaam saunpa, aur kaha ki aise batao ki wo khushi se mar na jaaye.
Pappu ne ja ke us Ladki ko bola Farz karo aap ka 5 Crore ka Inaam nikle to kya karogi?
Ladki: Aap ke saamne ‘nangi’ ho jaaungi..
Aap meri chut me apna lund dalna jitni baar chaho.
Mai aapka lund chusungi…Aap mere boobs chusna, aap meri gaand b maar lena…
Aur jaise tumara man kare waise karna Or aadha inaam b tumhe de dungi.
Behen ka lauda pappu hi khushi se mar gya.
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